Nokia N810

This followup to the Nokia N800 is packed with features, and definitely doesn't dissapoint. Boasting a 4.3-inch widescreen display, 2GB of internal memory, TI OMAP 2420 processor, 128MB RAM, 256MB Flash, miniSD/microSD card slot, and a QWERTY keypad.

The $257,000 Solid Gold Calendar

At $257,000, this calendar "measures 67 cm by 42 cm and weighs about 6 kg". Unfortunately, it doesn't have a built-in camera nor computer.